Once upon a tyme...

St Pauls Hospital

Post copied from Sarah Iqbal...
i cant help but to copy this,
its sooo funny...

Feel free to make your own interpretations.

situation 1
# You were eating lunch at 5pm and someone knocked on your door. Turns out to be a salesgirl promoting coupons.

monologue: kenapa datang umah org petang2 nie... ko nie biar betul? BALIK!!

situation 2
# Your friend, a Vietnamese, went back to Vietnam just to celebrate Valentines with his girlfriend.

monologue: OMG! why are u doin this? u noe she's cheating on you!

situation 3
# Your friend asked you what did you do for valentines. You just smiled.

monologue: BODOH! as if u dont know im single!

situation 4
# You asked your friend to sign the attendance form for class on your behalf. They did not sign. They said they were sorry. You said, "its ok".

monologue: kenapa poyo sgt? bukan nyer ak suruh ko jilat kertas tue? give me a break!

situation 5
# A guy walked passed you while you were enjoying a cup of coffee and he said, "wow". You just kept drinking.

monologue: die nk tegor somebody else kot... ada org kat blakang ak ke? die nie salah org nie... asal die dok pandang ak lagi nie? FREAK!

situation 6
# You really needed to go to the restroom. Unfortunately, it was full. And the person inside was taking bloody long.

monologue: owh SHIT! plz come out! ak dh terkentot2 dh nie!

situation 7
# You walk passed beautiful people and they gave you 'the look'.

monologue: what are u looking at? malu la...jgn la pandang2! i noe i look good. :D

toodles.