Credits to Sarah Iqbal
Please interpret on your own yeah!
# A friend that you've known for a long time, recently called you, "pendatang" and "illegal". You just a gave a smirked.
monologue: Emm...? sori la...its not my fault that u're born a fucking retard! buang masa je aku spend tyme with u all these years.
# You saw a Jason Mraz look alike giving a presentation about his artworks in Kinokuniya and you started stalking him.
monologue: why am i doin this? i dont even like Jason Mraz! wait! that not even him!! arghH!!!
# You were having early dinner with your boyfriend and your best friend and her mother was stalking you.
monologue: eh? kitorang kawan je la auntie... (ill get u letter, damn fren u are!) nk ikot pon tak yah la bwk mak ko... bagong tol!
# When is so obvious that your in a relationship even though when you're not stating it and suddenly, a human asked you this question, "when are you guys becoming an item?". You just smiled.
monologue: do u honestly i think i would share that with u? if u're person that i think should noe, u would already have!
# You were lining up for popcorns and u saw a malay couple, engaging themselves in having PDA. The girl was wearing hijab. You turned away and sigh.
monologue: Cik, kami dari JAKIM... Cik dh Kahwin ke?