Saturday, June 6, 2009

The 9 Types of Boyfriends

i now bring u the sequel to
'the 9 type of girlfriends'
by posting something about their counterparts...
something about me!

before i start, i would just like to state that
i believe that ill be
in the last type in the list..
i suits me.


Joe Sensitive -
"After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"

Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus -
"People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."

Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

Flinchy -
"I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."

Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot -
"Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."

Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones -

Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

The Sneak -
"Who, me?"

Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts -
"After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"

Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer -
"Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"

Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right -
"While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"

Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

sesuai kan?
but sadly im not hunted down as they say...
i wonder why?

is there anybody who would like to request for
a topic for me to talk about..
i running out of fresh ideas...
nothin is comin to me recently..

hopefully something comes to me in my dreams tonite....

toodles everybody!

4 people give a shit!:

Iman said...

mr right, hunted to extinction!
yup setuju,
for me,
i goes with whoever luv me as who am i, as much as he can!

aMaeBa said...

thats wat everybody is looking for, kan?

salihatalib said...

hello mr.right..!

aMaeBa said...

Heloo Ms. Dreamgirl!

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