Friday, March 6, 2009

stuck at the door

Cottages at Cordeville

"Two scientists write that obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass - and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves and the food they eat."

5 reasons why its better to be fat
(or chubby or watever you may call it.)

1. Weighing more makes us harder for the aliens to suck out of our cars and our homes during their invation. worse comes to worse they get stuck at the door on their way up.
(way way better than being an alien experiment isnt it?)

2. when we run out of oil, (which will happen eventually)
we can burn them for heat, and they'll burn far longer than skinny people.

3. when we have to resort to cannibalism, they'll taste better than their skinny and athletic counterparts, who will be tough due to their muscles
(for those who wears bracers like me.)
they will be far easier to hunt, as they will move slowly and tire quickly.

4. dont have to actually succumb on being a fashion slave. dont have to waste hundreds of ringgit to buy clothes and pants and jacket and stuff.
coz most clothes dont fit.

5. this one is the truth.
u would live happier.
no more diets. no pantang2. i hate pantang2
just let me eat watever i want!


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