Sunday, May 17, 2009

Its a fact! -part 3-

the third installment of Its A FACT!

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why dolphins are always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs? hahaha!!!)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity.. hahaha, maen2 aje!)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

so, this tyme i didnt include anytin about k.N pasal kesian dia kat Aussie...
havin fun over there?


10 people give a shit!:

thE^DuCheSs said...

ecceh..macam orang tak tau nape dia tak kutuk..hek elleh....ingat akak baru kenal ko semalam ye??? ...

aMaeBa said...

org ikhlas tau...

thE^DuCheSs said...

hehe...nak kena kira bape banyak kutukan ko ni, tolak2 adiah yang besar2 tu, jadik kecik la..hahhhah

aMaeBa said...

akak bawak balik suami pon takpe kak...

thE^DuCheSs said...


aMaeBa said...

jgn marah...
nnt cpt tua..

thE^DuCheSs said...

ai...bukan ko suke ke kalau akak ngaku akak tua? akak rase da cukup 40kali ko sebut tu ha..da masin pun mulut ko tu ha...aci lagi nak sound2 camtu....cit pooodahhh~~~

aMaeBa said...

cara akak marah2 pon cam makcik tue..
ada lagi ke org ckp

thE^DuCheSs said...

erk??? hahhahahha..aisey..kantoi plak..takdek2..rewind balik..

ko pehal mael nak carik pasal ngan akak..nak kena cepuk???

aMaeBa said...


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