Chinese vs. English

These are make believe chinese words...
they are not real, ok!
try and pronounce them...
see if u can get them right.

1. Ai Bang Mai Ne
I bumped into the coffee table

2. Ar U Wun Tu
A gay liberation greeting

3. Chin Tu Fat
You need a face lift

4. Dum Gai
A stupid person

5. Gun Pao Der
An ancient Chinese invention

6. Hu Flung Dung
Which one of you fertilized the field?

7. Hu Yu Hai Ding
We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

8. Jan Ne Ka Sun
A former late night talk show host

9. Kum Hia
Approach me

10. Lao Ze Sho
Gilligan's Island

11. Lao Zi
Not very good

12. Lin Ching
An illegal execution

13. Moon Lan Ding
A great achievement of the American space program

14. Ne Ahn
A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

15. Shai Gai
A bashful person

16. Tai Ne Bae Be
A premature infant

17. Tai Ne Po Ne
A small horse

18. Ten Ding Ba
Serving drinks to people

19. Wan Bum Lung
A person with T.B.

20. Yu Mai Te Tan
Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

21. Wa Shing Kah
Cleaning an automobile

22. Wai So Dim
Are you trying to save electricity?

23. Wai U Shao Ting
There is no reason to raise your voice

toodles!