Friday, May 29, 2009

The 9 Types of Girlfriends


as usual i sharing somtin i found.
(credit: funehumor.com)
i think this time its sometin educational for all the single men out there..
and dont relate this back to me...
so, dont even go there...
i just find this funny.

Girlfiends

Ms. Nice Guy -
"Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"

Also known as:
What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday


Old Yeller -
"You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch!
Can't you see you're making me miserable??"

Also known as:
She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans


Sickly -
"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"

Also known as:
Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious


The Bosser -
"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut.
Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."

Also known as:
Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes, Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?


Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -
"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"

Also known as:
The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed


Wild Woman out of Control -
"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."

Also known as:
Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs


Huffy -
"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"

Also known as:
No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


Woman from Mars -
"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"

Also known as:
The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud


Ms. Dreamgirl -
"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend.
I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"

Also known as:
Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you


it has been a really fun week.
ill tell u about it on my next post.
i need to straighten up the pics first...

toodles!
happy weekend.

4 people give a shit!:

LoLa Z. Izham said...

Hahahahahha. That is funny :p

aMaeBa said...

next tyme ill post the 9 types of boyfriends..

salihatalib said...

nk jd dreamgirl bole??
;)

aMaeBa said...

boleh2!
no problem... hahhaa... i le jd dreamboy?
hahahaha...lol

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