Wednesday, May 13, 2009

In the elevator...

I was really bored just now, so i came up with this...
seems like i dont have anytin better to do.

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored,
have a little fun with some of these insightful ideas.

Guaranteed to make heads turn...

1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator,
tap him or her on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend cam kene electric shock.
Senyum and then buat lagi.

3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor you’re on.

4. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

5. Buat muka cam sakit then smack your forehead and shout,
“Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

6. Crack open your bag or purse, and while looking inside, ask,
“Boleh Nafas tak?”

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

8. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on,
ask them if they hear something ticking.

9. Ask if you can push the button for other people,
but push the wrong ones.

10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
Buat tak tau pape... diam je.

12. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,
and then announce,

“I have new socks on.”

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers,
“This is my personal space!”

14. Fart loudly then exclaim

“Was that you?
There's no way i could do that, pasal i punya biasa takde bunyi."

15. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say

“beat you again Mr Elevator.”

16. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. And then say,

"owh, ko rupanye."

17. wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls.

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream,

“that’s mine!”

19. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say,

“Hi Jannah. How’s your day?”

20. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,

“You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

hehe... cam sedeyh lak...
i just spent almost an hour typing this thing out...



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