Volcano?

cant wait till tonite!
its VI's 100 year band Tattoo celebration...
for those who are interested to go here are the particulars...

Date : 31st May 2009
Time : 8.00pm
Venue : Victoria Institution School Field

Guest bands are St. Johns Institution, TLDM, and DC7 Drumline (Indonesia). Also featuring Scottish dancers from YMCA Scottish Country Dance Group and New Zealand Highland Dancers.

Featured performances :
- Pipe and Drums show combining VICCB and SJI
- DC7 Drumline, Indonesia
- Drum Battle
- VI Cadet Corps Infantry
- PJ Scottish Dance Group
- New Zealand Highland Dance
- TLDM Performance
- VICCB presenting 2009 programme "VOLCANO"

hope to see u there!
toodles

The 9 Types of Girlfriends

as usual i sharing somtin i found.
(credit: funehumor.com)
i think this time its sometin educational for all the single men out there..
and dont relate this back to me...
so, dont even go there...
i just find this funny.

Girlfiends

Ms. Nice Guy -
"Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"

Also known as:
What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday


Old Yeller -
"You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch!
Can't you see you're making me miserable??"

Also known as:
She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans


Sickly -
"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"

Also known as:
Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious


The Bosser -
"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut.
Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."

Also known as:
Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes, Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?


Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied -
"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"

Also known as:
The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed


Wild Woman out of Control -
"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."

Also known as:
Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs


Huffy -
"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"

Also known as:
No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


Woman from Mars -
"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"

Also known as:
The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud


Ms. Dreamgirl -
"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend.
I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"

Also known as:
Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you


it has been a really fun week.
ill tell u about it on my next post.
i need to straighten up the pics first...

toodles!
happy weekend.

The Shit List

ok.

first of all,
this is not me being disgusting or anything,
but
i again stumbled across this list.
its just too funny
and i cant simply enjoy it myself...

ITS A MUST READ!

u'll laugh ur brains of...!!

enjoy!

~THE SHIT LIST~

1. Ghost Shit:
The kind where you feel shit come out but there is no shit
in the toilet.


2. Clean Shit:
The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.


3. Wet Shit:
The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it
feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants.


4. Second Wave Shit:
It happens when you're done shitting and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to shit
some more.


5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Shit:
The kind where you strain so much to get
the shit out you practically have a stroke.


6. Richard Simmons Shit:
You shit so much you lose 30 pounds.


7. Lincoln Log Shit:
The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid
to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the
toilet brush.


8. Gassy Shit:
It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling.


9. Drinker Shit:
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the
bottom of the toilet.


10. Corn Shit:
Self-explanatory.


11. Gee I Wish I Could Shit Shit:
It's the kind where you want to shit but
all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.


12. Spinal Tap Shit:
That's where it hurts so bad coming out you'd swear it
was leaving sideways.


13. Wet Cheeks Shit (The Power Dump):
The kind that comes out of your rear
end so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.


14. Liquid Shit:
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and
splatters all over the toilet bowl.


15. Mexican Food Shit:
It smells so bad the room must be condemned.


16. Upperclass Shit:
The kind of shit that doesn't smell.


17. Fisherman's Bobber Shit:
That's the kind where you are in a public
restroom, there are two people waiting on your stall; you shit and
flush two times but several golf ball size pieces are still floating
above the water line.


18. Ambush Shit:
This kind never occurs at home but usually at a party or
while playing golf. It is the result of trying to fart just a
little, but you end up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for
the rest of the day.


19. Santa Clause Shit:
A shit that is so big, you have no idea how it made
it down the drain after flushing.


20. Stalactite Shit:
A shit that gets stuck and hangs from your butt for a moment.


21. Deja Vu Shit:
When you could swear you've taken the exact same shit before.


22. Five Alarm Shit:
Your asshole burns so bad you think it's on fire.
Usually after eating really spicy chili or other spicy food.


23. False Alarm Shit:
After a really big fart you think you might have
shit yourself, but you didn't.


24. Titanic Shit:
The tip of the shit is visible above the water line.


25. Rainbow Shit:
The kind of shit that is at least 7 different colors.


26. Gangster Shit:
A shit that sounds like an automatic weapon is being
fired in the toilet.


27. Gold Medal Shit:
A shit you work so hard to get out that you just have to
tell a friend about it.

hhhahah!!!
funny rite?

toodles!

that dress has to be white

ive been browsing through the www yesterday
and i stumbled across this pic.

hehe...
i love it much.

first of all im soooo into monochrome pics.

strike 1!

second is i like pics depicting tender moment and emotions.

strike 2!

and third, i just love a great wedding pic.

strike 3!!

so this pic just gets to me.
eventho i noe this pic must be intentionally posed...
but who cares?
i good pic is a good pic!

hahaha...

toodles.

karma

just to let u guys know...
u noe the debate team that went to the Nationals instead of us?
the team that didnt actually win but went instead of us.
the team that opened the sealed results without telling us.
the team that sent an article to the newspapers saying that they were the winners.
the team that started all this problems to my school.
the team that made my students cry.

yeah, that team.


they lost in the first round of nationals today.


haha..
TOODLES!

(p.s : no representative of the W.P/Sel zone since 2002
have ever lost in the first round before.
the worse outing of our zone since 2002 were runners up in 07 and 08.
we won everything else.)

in 3 weeks!

im done with my contract.
im no longer teaching.
i had fun.
i met new people.
i got to know my students.
and it was actually hard to go
through my last day in school.
i wished it could be longer.
but, as wat poeple would say,
good things never last.
i still have 2 more years in uni.
hopefully.

but in 3 weeks im goin to redang for one last
weekend of fun b4 goin back to studying...
cant wait!!!

have a great weekend.
toodles!

You noe u're no longer...

we loose sight of our youth somtimes...
now and then
it wouldnt hurt to see that time have left us behind
and we are no longer current.
You should know you're no longer a kid when...


1. A sandwich doesn't do it any more.

2. Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

3. The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Barney and Oscar are.
all they know is Upin and Ipin.

4. Being bad is no longer cool.

5. You have friends who have kids.
(.....dedicated to k.N)

6. Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

7. You are taller than the slide kat McDonald's.

8. Your parents' jokes are now funny.

9. You have once said,
"Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
(yg nie mesti tak ramai paham...)

10. You have owned, and since disowned
Backstreet Boy's
"BackStreet's Back".

11. Two Words:
Facial Hair

12. Naps are good.

13. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.

14. You have onced deemed Mario as
"The best video game ever".

15. When things go wrong,
you can't just yell,
"Lagi Skali!"

16. You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

17. You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.


18. You don't want a Kancil because its too small.

19. You've bought an album on casette.

20. You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.

21. You look in the surveillance camera monitor kat 7-11,
and then wonder whos that guy is standing at the counter with the
bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.

~toodles~

Its a fact! -part 3-

the third installment of Its A FACT!

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why dolphins are always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)


9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs? hahaha!!!)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity.. hahaha, maen2 aje!)


15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)


17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

so, this tyme i didnt include anytin about k.N pasal kesian dia kat Aussie...
havin fun over there?

toodles!

Chinese vs. English

These are make believe chinese words...
they are not real, ok!
try and pronounce them...
see if u can get them right.

1. Ai Bang Mai Ne
I bumped into the coffee table

2. Ar U Wun Tu
A gay liberation greeting

3. Chin Tu Fat
You need a face lift

4. Dum Gai
A stupid person

5. Gun Pao Der
An ancient Chinese invention

6. Hu Flung Dung
Which one of you fertilized the field?

7. Hu Yu Hai Ding
We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

8. Jan Ne Ka Sun
A former late night talk show host

9. Kum Hia
Approach me

10. Lao Ze Sho
Gilligan's Island

11. Lao Zi
Not very good

12. Lin Ching
An illegal execution

13. Moon Lan Ding
A great achievement of the American space program

14. Ne Ahn
A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

15. Shai Gai
A bashful person

16. Tai Ne Bae Be
A premature infant

17. Tai Ne Po Ne
A small horse

18. Ten Ding Ba
Serving drinks to people

19. Wan Bum Lung
A person with T.B.

20. Yu Mai Te Tan
Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

21. Wa Shing Kah
Cleaning an automobile

22. Wai So Dim
Are you trying to save electricity?

23. Wai U Shao Ting
There is no reason to raise your voice

toodles!

Foot, Body, Head, Horny??

hello citizens of earth.
i dont actually have much to say but i actually came across this pic.
just wanna show it to everybody.
this is the result when we translate directly from
our Bahasa Melayu like kids usually do these days.

but dont get me wrong this is not in Malaysia.
this is a pic of a store in Myanmar,
where English is not so dominant.

hahaha...
have a good weekend!
toodles!

life.

it has been over a month now
since i started my hollies.
and it seems that my blog update is no
longer as frequent as it used to be.

wat does that mean ladies and gentlemen?

it means that i now have a life
other than sticking my face on the laptop!

yeay!

im free!

post yg gedik.
toodles.

In the elevator...

I was really bored just now, so i came up with this...
seems like i dont have anytin better to do.

Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored,
have a little fun with some of these insightful ideas.

Guaranteed to make heads turn...

1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator,
tap him or her on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend cam kene electric shock.
Senyum and then buat lagi.

3. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor you’re on.

4. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

5. Buat muka cam sakit then smack your forehead and shout,
“Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

6. Crack open your bag or purse, and while looking inside, ask,
“Boleh Nafas tak?”

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

8. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on,
ask them if they hear something ticking.


9. Ask if you can push the button for other people,
but push the wrong ones.

10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
Buat tak tau pape... diam je.

12. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,
and then announce,
“I have new socks on.”

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers,
“This is my personal space!”

14. Fart loudly then exclaim
“Was that you?
There's no way i could do that, pasal i punya biasa takde bunyi."

15. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say
“beat you again Mr Elevator.”

16. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. And then say,
"owh, ko rupanye."

17. wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls.

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream,
“that’s mine!”

19. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say,
“Hi Jannah. How’s your day?”

20. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
“You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

hehe... cam sedeyh lak...
i just spent almost an hour typing this thing out...

ENJOY!

toodles!

online marvels..

The past week had been fun,

celebrated mother's day,
celebrated aimi's graduation,
apart from other stuff.

mothers day was a hell of a day,
the night before i was busy organizing a way to
pick up the present i bought for my mom.
i am now proud to say that i ordered somtin online.

hahaha...

so, i bought my mom a vintage handmade brooch.
i actually fell in love with the brooch when i was browsing thru the blog
i thought it looked really antique.
so,
i just had to buy it for mom.

so, after organising a plan of action the night before with
syuhada (the owner of the business)
i realised that i had to go to Subang Parade.
where syuhada's stall was,
HECK!
i had no idea how to go there...
finally after much persuasion,
i manage to ask my sis to take me there.

this is the brooch i bought my mom.
:credit: to syuhada for the pic.

this is the necklace i bought aimi for a graduation present.
:credit: to syuhada for the pic.

this thing is sooooo aimi.
hahaha..

it has been a good week.
and for those who are interested to noe about this
jewelry store where i bought all this stuff just leave me a comment, K?

toodles!

ops!

im currently in the classroom,
im suppose to be monitoring the exam..
but yet im playing with the Internet...
the kids seems to be fine..
its just BM i guess...
all are doing their essays diligently..
hahaha...
they have no idea wat im doin.

hahahaha!!
toodles

10 things.

10 things that have happened so far during the hollies...

1. aimi came back from sarawak

2. i get really bz with work that i dont have much time to write on my beloved blog..

3. my sis got sick and was admitted to the hospital for a week.

4. my schools debate team is goin to the nationals.

5. our trip to the nationals was cancelled.

6. im havin such a great time working, its all hard work but i noe im doin somtin good.

7. i miss my frens, sorry that i couldnt go to zarens sisters wedding. my mom wouldnt let me go.

8. im glad that i didnt take short semester. it gave me a chance to recollect and refocus my goals and objectives.

9. ive planned numerous trips around Malaysia which will be done in JUNE... so dont get jealous girls, korang yg lambat sgt.. klu ak tunggu korang mmg ak tak g mana2...

10. rindu nk tgk k.N tido ternganga2....

bye.
Toodles

that's just how things happen somtims..

things are so quite...

it was decided that we cant represent the school for the nationals next month.
the runner-ups would.

a lot of things happened the last few weeks...
im tired
im tired of explaining the story
im tired of the thing itself
im just tired....

basically im really pissed.

i cant tell u how heart breaking it is to see
your own student crying in dissapointment
after being told such shocking news...

Sorry girls.
things are just not meant to be this year.

to the devilish woman in Shah Alam,
after what u have done to my girls and to my school,
noe that we will come get u next year with a vengence.
we are goin to give u such a hard time,
its not even goin to be funny.

to Mss Leela,
sorri that we failed to represent the school.
to tell u the truth i had so much fun being in the team,
its much a different feeling and im feel proud that i was able to be helpful to the team.
i do hope u dont feel down and decided to never do debate again,
but i u do decide otherwise i beieve it would be a major loss for the student to be unable to work with one of the best debate trainers around.
all the best and god bless.

To Shafiqah,
sorry u cant go to the nationals
as u are already in form 5.
plz noe that all the teachers expect great things from
u and we do believe u have a lot of potential.
believe in urself and work hard like u've always did.

to Najihah,
have fun in Sri Puteri,
soak in eveythin u can from that school and im expecting
u to become an excellent debater over there.

to Dyna,
sorry that we cant see more of u debating as u only did one round,
but im sure with tonnes of practice u can shine.

to all the other debaters and team members.
sorry that the school cant go to Taiping,
so much of internal affairs in goin on and
basically the principle did everythin in her power to fight for us but
things are not meant to be.
tanx for ur hardwork and good luck in life.

to the form 5's good luck in ur studies.

to the form 4's lets kick their butts next year and make them regret havin to mess with us.

toodles.

exam again?!?!

i now have a profound admiration for school teachers!
im not in the midst of marking exam papers...
ive got 3 classes to finish!
ive almost done with two of them..

one more to go.

this thing takes so much time!
u have no idea, how hard it is to read these essays~

hehheee

and.

we may not be able to represent KL in the national level debate comp.
so sad....

toodles.

ps.
there will be another exam next week...