Of sitting or squatting?

Starlit Sky over the Rhone River

the loo,
lavatory,
water closet,
the comfort room,
the dunny,

netty,

or most of us SIMPLY call it the toilet.
its a place we go to evryday and always sceptical of its cleanliness...
but have we ever seriously thought of which one is better of the two?

i personaly have always favoured sitting and was also trained as a child to use the sitting one... but this is totally not the case anymore. do you still remember the dreadful condition of the toilets in primary school? surely if u have the choice whether to use it or not today as an adult the answer would be

NO WAY!!!

i can remember holding for dear life the urge of going to the toilet just to avoid going to that dreadful place but later after a few years of mental torture, we manage to step into highschool... i was fortunate to go to a school with really good people who are well verse in the art of using the toilet...

so now, as we go older... we hear these remarks on the usage of toilets in our daily life. for example:

1. u shouldnt use the sitting kind as its really dirty coz people dont really clean them properly..

2. u can get AIDS and HIV from sharing toilet seats...(total lie!)

3. dont use the squating kind as u are more prone to constipation...

and the list goes on...


well, the thruth is, i still prefer the sitting kind as i feel the squatting kind too barbaric for me... i sometimes feel 'malu la' to squat.. hahaha...

but lately squatting is the way to go... i feel its cleaner and safer...

this entry also reminds me of the tyme around 10 years back when cases of parents who stuff their babies inside toilets... i still cant imagine wat in gods name would drive them into doin such things to little innocent babies who cant even defend themselves... all i noe is that most probably those people will be rotting in hell...

i also remember the tyme when horror movies like to potray toilets as scary places with lots of nasty things happening in them... like ghost crawling up from the toilet and the one which stares at u from above the cubicle when u are doin ur business... i can still remember staring all around the cubicle, scared and nervous. hahaha...

wat? i was still a kid then...
im guessing u guys did the same thing back then..

so, as a conclusion...
chose the toilet closest to the door as people usually aim for the furthest. this also means that the one closest to the exit is the cleanest... im not joking! this is a proven fact tau...

toodles!